Lately I have been full of great ideas, according to Laura.
Practically anything I suggest has been met with, "Sure mom, that sounds like a good idea!" I'm smart enough to know I have a good thing going here, and that it's only a matter of time before my every suggestion will be met with the "you're so dumb" eye roll.
Tonight dad was trying to give Laura a suggestion of his own, and she was not quite as receptive. Her response? "No dad, that's not a very good plan."
Oh, Laura.
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Laura has clearly defined a pecking order of authority and voice of reason in this house. Of course, Mom is at the top. Sadly, I fear "plug" has passed me in the ranking.
My suggestion to Laura was that I would read her bedtime story on the floor in her old room (instead of in her big girl bed). She started walking out the door and turned and said in a polite, matter-of-fact voice, "No dad, that's not a very good plan." It's hard to describe in words why this is noteworthy. Just have to be here, I guess.